News item: Yale English students call for end of focus on White male writers like Chaucer, Milton, Shakespeare, Donne, Pope, Woodsworth and T.S. Eliot.
Coming up next, in chronological sequence:
Yale Physics students call for end of focus on White male physicists like Newton and Einstein.
Yale Biology students call for end of focus on White male botanists like Linnaeus, Wallace and Darwin.
Yale Chemistry students call for end of focus on White male chemists like Priestley, Faraday, Boyle and Pasteur.
Yale Sociology students call for end of focus on White male sociologists like Emile Durkheim, Max Weber and C. Wright Mills.
Yale History students call for end of focus on White male historians like Herodotos, Thucydides, Tacitus, Bede, Gibbon, and Spengler.
Yale Psychology students call for end of focus on White male psychologists like Freud, Jung, Reich, Maslow, Fritz Pearls and Albert Ellis.
Yale student body calls for expurgation of any reference to men anywhere.
Yale student body calls for the end of men.
What else did Yale students call for — and get? 332 gender-neutral bathrooms!
At long last the vision of the Founding Fathers has been fulfilled. An America when citizens have the right to Life, Liberty and the pursuit of gender-neutral bathrooms.
More than any other right, more than the right to speak freely, or the right to bear arms, or the right to a fair trial by one’s peers, is the right to pee where you want to — whether it makes the real woman next to you uncomfortable or not.
That right is the very cornerstone of democracy, the right which so many of our ancestors shed their blood to secure. This is why our fathers landed on the beaches of Normandy. That is why they died to stop the Japanese Imperial Empire from invading our Pacific shores. That is why we mark their sacrifice each Memorial or Remembrance Day. We shall never forget that they died so that we could be free to piss in the bathroom of our choice.
So we must all remember the vow of one of the great heroes in the War for Independence:
“Give me that liberty, or give me death!” said Virginian cross-dresser “Patricia” Henry, who tragically died of complications after a botched attempt to sever his penis.